window._wpemojiSettings = {"baseUrl":"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/14.0.0\/72x72\/","ext":".png","svgUrl":"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/14.0.0\/svg\/","svgExt":".svg","source":{"concatemoji":"https:\/\/dusty.jjvk.com\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-emoji-release.min.js?ver=6.4.2"}};
/*! This file is auto-generated */
!function(i,n){var o,s,e;function c(e){try{var t={supportTests:e,timestamp:(new Date).valueOf()};sessionStorage.setItem(o,JSON.stringify(t))}catch(e){}}function p(e,t,n){e.clearRect(0,0,e.canvas.width,e.canvas.height),e.fillText(t,0,0);var t=new Uint32Array(e.getImageData(0,0,e.canvas.width,e.canvas.height).data),r=(e.clearRect(0,0,e.canvas.width,e.canvas.height),e.fillText(n,0,0),new Uint32Array(e.getImageData(0,0,e.canvas.width,e.canvas.height).data));return t.every(function(e,t){return e===r[t]})}function u(e,t,n){switch(t){case"flag":return n(e,"\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\u26a7\ufe0f","\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200b\u26a7\ufe0f")?!1:!n(e,"\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf3","\ud83c\uddfa\u200b\ud83c\uddf3")&&!n(e,"\ud83c\udff4\udb40\udc67\udb40\udc62\udb40\udc65\udb40\udc6e\udb40\udc67\udb40\udc7f","\ud83c\udff4\u200b\udb40\udc67\u200b\udb40\udc62\u200b\udb40\udc65\u200b\udb40\udc6e\u200b\udb40\udc67\u200b\udb40\udc7f");case"emoji":return!n(e,"\ud83e\udef1\ud83c\udffb\u200d\ud83e\udef2\ud83c\udfff","\ud83e\udef1\ud83c\udffb\u200b\ud83e\udef2\ud83c\udfff")}return!1}function f(e,t,n){var r="undefined"!=typeof WorkerGlobalScope&&self instanceof WorkerGlobalScope?new OffscreenCanvas(300,150):i.createElement("canvas"),a=r.getContext("2d",{willReadFrequently:!0}),o=(a.textBaseline="top",a.font="600 32px Arial",{});return e.forEach(function(e){o[e]=t(a,e,n)}),o}function t(e){var t=i.createElement("script");t.src=e,t.defer=!0,i.head.appendChild(t)}"undefined"!=typeof Promise&&(o="wpEmojiSettingsSupports",s=["flag","emoji"],n.supports={everything:!0,everythingExceptFlag:!0},e=new Promise(function(e){i.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",e,{once:!0})}),new Promise(function(t){var n=function(){try{var e=JSON.parse(sessionStorage.getItem(o));if("object"==typeof e&&"number"==typeof e.timestamp&&(new Date).valueOf()<e.timestamp+604800&&"object"==typeof e.supportTests)return e.supportTests}catch(e){}return null}();if(!n){if("undefined"!=typeof Worker&&"undefined"!=typeof OffscreenCanvas&&"undefined"!=typeof URL&&URL.createObjectURL&&"undefined"!=typeof Blob)try{var e="postMessage("+f.toString()+"("+[JSON.stringify(s),u.toString(),p.toString()].join(",")+"));",r=new Blob([e],{type:"text/javascript"}),a=new Worker(URL.createObjectURL(r),{name:"wpTestEmojiSupports"});return void(a.onmessage=function(e){c(n=e.data),a.terminate(),t(n)})}catch(e){}c(n=f(s,u,p))}t(n)}).then(function(e){for(var t in e)n.supports[t]=e[t],n.supports.everything=n.supports.everything&&n.supports[t],"flag"!==t&&(n.supports.everythingExceptFlag=n.supports.everythingExceptFlag&&n.supports[t]);n.supports.everythingExceptFlag=n.supports.everythingExceptFlag&&!n.supports.flag,n.DOMReady=!1,n.readyCallback=function(){n.DOMReady=!0}}).then(function(){return e}).then(function(){var e;n.supports.everything||(n.readyCallback(),(e=n.source||{}).concatemoji?t(e.concatemoji):e.wpemoji&&e.twemoji&&(t(e.twemoji),t(e.wpemoji)))}))}((window,document),window._wpemojiSettings);
var breeze_prefetch = {"local_url":"https:\/\/dusty.jjvk.com","ignore_remote_prefetch":"1","ignore_list":["\/wp-admin\/"]};
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-content/plugins/breeze/assets/js/js-front-end/breeze-prefetch-links.min.js
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js
var ajaxurl = "https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-admin/admin-ajax.php";
跳至主要內容
亞瑟王的名子聽過很多次,但亞瑟王的故事卻一篇也沒看過。關於圓桌武士,我只知道石中劍,而且是亞瑟王拔起來還是蘭斯洛拔起來,我也不太確定。這部《第一武士》被Netflix分類成浪漫愛情,不過,它究竟是以古代的騎士文學為基底,所以浪漫的成分很少。反正,女主角一定會愛上男主角,沒有什麼特殊理由。
像是本片中,蘭斯洛救了關妮薇,持續耍劍保持警戒的樣子,就打動了關妮薇的心。即使關妮薇早就表明亞瑟王是她理想的對象,兩人相識已久。當然,光是耍劍,無法提升太高的戀愛值,只能算拿到入場券。後來關妮薇被馬拉謹綁架,蘭斯洛單刀赴會,深入虎穴救出她。兩人在林間快樂地喝著雨水(?),心靈交流,一探蘭斯洛的過去。
這場戲後,關妮薇對蘭斯洛的好感又提升不少。即便,厄,關妮薇已和亞瑟王結婚了。亞瑟王和關妮薇相處的時間比蘭斯洛久,但關妮薇仍輕易地對蘭斯洛動情。亞瑟王的光源氏計畫硬生生被蘭斯洛打亂,想必始料未及。但關妮薇倒也有自己的說詞。她說,她對蘭斯洛的感情是「瞬間」的(張清芳之燃燒一瞬間),而瞬間會隨時間而逝;她又說,對亞瑟王的感情是「意志」,而意志將伴隨一生。用現代話來說,意思是蘭斯洛可以當男朋友,但要結婚就要找亞瑟王。
根本渣女。阿,不是。
好啦,雖然騎士文學的愛情觀本來就很難理解,但本片也非如此糟糕。以我的觀點,至少在戰爭場景上非常符合史實。沒有巨大的半獸人,也沒有穿著鋼鐵比基尼、身材火辣但面容可佈女弓手。敵我雙方都很樸實地穿著盔甲,揮舞手中的長劍,或扣下十字弓的板機。沒有人從五公尺高的地方跳下來,或者被打到五公尺高的空中。這點,在這個特效為王的時代,意外地吸引人。
在戰術方面,除了最後的大決戰之外,表現得也很合理合情。馬拉謹是個用兵高手,擅長奇襲,了解對手心理。亞瑟王也不差,關妮薇脫險來到甘美洛時,他立刻察覺有異,不斷追問手下發生了什麼事。倒不是他笨,而是他知道馬拉謹智勇兼備,既然設下了伏擊,關妮薇怎麼可能脫逃?這當中一定有個變數破壞了馬拉謹的計畫。至於片尾高潮的大決戰,純粹是劇情需要,否則怎麼可能辦個公審就全城門戶大開,讓馬拉謹率兵溜了進來。畢竟,劇情還是要回歸到亞瑟王、蘭斯洛以及關妮薇的三角關係嘛,用兵邏輯什麼的,就暫且按下了。
最後亞瑟王死前,將甘美洛以及關妮薇都交給蘭斯洛,電影就在一場北歐式的葬禮下結束。雖然我很擔心武力100的蘭斯洛,其政治能力是多少。畢竟,呂布單挑打仗起來很猛,但談到治理領土,不免讓人存疑。除非每件事情都能用轅門射戟的方式解決,就另當別論了。
document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() );
( function() {
var dropdown = document.getElementById( 'wp-block-categories-1' );
function onCatChange() {
if ( dropdown.options[ dropdown.selectedIndex ].value > 0 ) {
location.href = "https://dusty.jjvk.com/?cat=" + dropdown.options[ dropdown.selectedIndex ].value;
}
}
dropdown.onchange = onCatChange;
})();
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-includes/js/comment-reply.min.js
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-content/plugins/breeze/assets/js/js-front-end/breeze-lazy-load.min.js
https://dusty.jjvk.com/wp-content/plugins/akismet/_inc/akismet-frontend.js